Congratulations to Sara on her new bundle of joy! My name is Vivienne and I write a blog called The V Spot, where I share crafts, recipes and funny stories about my kids. As the mom of 4 boys, ages 8, 14, 15 and 20, I wanted to share a couple of things I’ve learned along the way.
- No Queen in history has ever had the words “OK! Who peed on the wall?!” come out of her mouth.
- No Queen in history has ever had to give people a lecture about toilet seats, or explain why it’s important to aim for the water, as opposed to just the general target of the toilet itself.
- No Queen in history has ever had to issue a decree that there will be no stories, jokes or songs about bodily functions at the dinner table.
- No Queen in history has ever encountered a real lizard while doing laundry. (True Story)
|Lizard. In my washing machine. Not sure whose pocket he was in.|